avengers fic: variable skill sets [steve/tony, pg]

Oh, god. So, uh, I've actually been working on the fics I'm supposed to be working on like a good girl, and then today was crap and I asked folks for Steve/Tony prompts on my tumblr, because I'm nuts and that's how I blow off steam. And this was supposed to be a DRABBLE, guys, okay, I don't know what HAPPENED, I really...don't even know what else to say. I have a sickness; I am beyond help.

Title: Variable Skill Sets
Pairing: Steve/Tony [hinted Pepper/Natasha]
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 4,000
Author's Note: Y'all can read this as being in the same 'verse as Ready, Fire, Aim, or not; to be honest, I haven't decided myself if it is or isn't.
Summary: In which Captain America can do (almost) anything, and Tonk Stark has daddy issues--who's surprised?

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