September 30th, 2010

jesus christ eames why you gotta be so f

This is just...madness.

I filled a hilarious kinkmeme prompt out of a need to take a break and write some crack. 900 words of ridiculousness later, I don't even know if I should post this to the comms angelgazing used her damned "I wrote the Inception team as Care Bears" argument and made me cross-post this. I just. I do not even. Wut.

Title: Shit Arthur Says
Rating: PG (possibly PG-13 for language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Summary: Written for this prompt: Eames has a secret twitter called, "Shit Arthur Says." Well, secret to Arthur, that is.

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jesus christ eames why you gotta be so f

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Oh my god, so, I got distracted by, uh, writing ridiculous crack and somehow forgot to POST AN ENTHUSIASTIC REC for jjgd's fabulous ARTHUR & EAMES & COBB PLAYING POKER ART. She drew it for me and I LOVE ITTTTT everybody CLICK AND COMMENT. CLICK BITCHES CLICKKKKKKKKK.

Uh, also, speaking of jjgd and ridiculous crack, we just had the following (admittedly paraphrased) conversation:

jjgd: Did you create the twitter btw?
gyzym: ...What twitter?
jjgd: The Shit Arthur Says twitter!
gyzym: THE WHAT NOW
jjgd: Yeah, I checked to see if there was one after I read the story.
gyzym: AND DISCOVERED THE ANSWER WAS YES???????

So, for the record, no I did not create it, but lolololol I AM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT WHO DID, AND MILDLY ANNOYED THAT IT DID NOT OCCUR TO ME TO DO SO, LOL. PLEASE TO ENLIGHTEN ME, INTERWEBZ! AND THE MYSTERY OF WHO DID IS SOLVED. Y'all should follow it, it's hilarious as shit.

In conclusion: SERIOUSLY EVERYONE GO LOOK AT THE ART.