she goes out and steals the king's english (gyzym) wrote,
she goes out and steals the king's english
gyzym

know i lived it missing bullets

Ahahahaha oh my god, it's a WIP titles meme, totally ganked from sorrynotsorry et al. THIS SAYS A LOT ABOUT MY WRITING PROCESS: to wit, that it is a mess. These are actual titles of actual documents, and I actually know what (almost) all of them mean. Also, enough of them contain parentheses--in the RIDICULOUS DOC TITLES THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY FIC TITLES--that I had to differentiate my comments by putting them in brackets. In conclusion, fml fml fml.


Harry Potter (yeah I know, but hey, maybe someday)

green thumbs
hat [A/N: This one is the most mystifying to me. I opened the doc and it contains only the line "There are too many colors on Regulus's plate." HOW DO HATS RELATE TO THIS, WHY ON EARTH DID I SAVE THIS]
one last dinner
shades of strawberries or something
small spaces sirius
quiet life
werewolves of london fic

H50 (this category containing an actual real title, jfc, how is that possible):

you sweet talk like a cop (and you know it) [A/N: NO SERIOUSLY THAT IS GOING TO BE THE TITLE OF THIS STORY FOR REAL, WINNNNNN]
Jungleland (PLEASE INSERT A REAL SPRINGSTEEN LINE OMFG)

Inception (looking at these makes me want to weep for my sanity)

camping thingy no bears
dirty dirty pwp SO DIRTY subways
fischer fic?
hahahaha romanovs WHAT
no not THAT bill murray movie
oh my fucking god what even is this
sequel to that disney mess
skiing? idek
sleepwalking
tequila.love
this is probably crazy
TO THE LEFT
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
why?fic

Psych (ahahahaha I AM NEVER GOING TO FINISH ANY OF THESE)

12 days of wooing
shawn/gus what
shawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn [A/N: Dear Self, This is not acceptable. Love, Me]
hugging thingy thinger

Sherlock Holmes (books, 09 movieverse, and Sherlock)

bad flatmate sherlock
creep stalker fic
good omens whaaaaat
hunt
irene
l33t interpreter [A/N: I think this was going to be a redo of the story The Greek Interpreter, but all that's in the doc are some crazed notes and the layout code I was using in July. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME]
valley winter song aka FINISH THIS YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE

White Collar (again: SOMEDAY)

accidental camping
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
discworld wc crossover
gatsby says what
gay party in the castro for reals [A/N: No, really, it says that. It's okay, I'm ashamed to know me too.]
peter neal corset thing
satchmo and the new human

TO SUM UP: run from me now, I am obviously not good for anyone's health, least of all my own, and oh god please do not hold me to producing any of these, the end.
Tags: harry potter, hawaii 5-0 goddamnit, inception, insanity runs in my family, oh god its a wip, oh god what even is this, sherlock holmes, sherlockkkkk, white collar
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